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Aug 1st, 2007 - We No Longer Burn Eyes Out
Not that we care about any of your eyes but I know I didn't like coming here and being attacked by a wall of grey maggots (regardless of their coolness). That's right, this is about me. This site got a redesign today, by me, for me, deal.
June 2nd, 2007 - Pretty Homosexual Pictures
I got my scanner to work and rescanned our long lost CD "art". I believe it was all created by Mr. Bongard and Mr. Bessmer, but I could be wrong. I don't fucking care, it was a long time ago. Anyway, check it out and try not to drool, fag.
5pm: I've added a forum to the site. Talk on it, say what you want, we don't give a shit.
Apr 15th, 2007 - Alex Thomson is a Lazy Bitch...
...So Josh had to make the graphics for the site. Shit, there were only two to make even. Well I guess it does me a bit of good to go ahead and learn Photoshop a bit. He DID make the logo originally too, I just had to change the size, optimize it, and make the background transparent, so, whatever. While I was at it though I went ahead and spiffied up the format and whatnot. There isn't any new content, but that's your fault. I'm open to suggestions here. I also spent a good amount of time fixing it so any of you lazy fucks that use Internet Explorer because that's what came with your eMachine will actually be able to view the page almost how it's supposed to look (and does look in every other browser). I've developed a new level of disgust for IE after discovering that the simple act of centering boxes can be made overly complicated by well-off douchebags. Anyway, go kill yourself.
Feb 3rd, 2007 - Josh Uploads Real Stuff Sometimes
Josh just finished a rock sounding song that's missing vocals and uploaded it to MySpace and Pen Anonymous. You should not be gay and go check it out. He's looking for musicians in the NYC area who would be interested in forming a real band sorta thing, whatever those are.
Jan 1st, 2007 - The World is Fucked
We're open, deal with it. And download our shit so it can be spread like a virus, taking over the world in some creepy Matrix-like way. I don't know exactly how that works because that's your job, bitches.