... or whatever you want to call it. You're here though, and there's plenty to go around, so quit your bitching.

NOTE: Artwork for both albums can be found in the downloads section.

Fuck You (2002) - Download Whole Thing

1. Sound Test
2. Morning Wood
3. I Wanna Fuck Your Mom
4. Fuck You
5. Sluts are Cool
6. Skateboarders Suck
7. Gangrape is Bad
8. Vowels
9. Fags are Gay
10. Goths Suck
11. Harmonicas are Cool
12. Anal Cunt Stole Our Sound
13. Golf is for Pussies
14. Cockapella
15. We Can't Get Laid Cuz Josh Sucks
16. Iron Cobra
17. Meow Mix
18. Josh Takes a Piss
19. I Wear a Mudvayne Shirt, I'm Cool
20. Gayest Frontman Ever
21. Fat Girls Must Die
22. Rose, Human Kazoo
23. Straight Edge
24. Down With the Fetus
25. Ahhh!!!!!
26. Chris Volpe Listens to 311
27. Your Boyfriend Sucks
28. Eat People
29. Josh's Neighbors Suck
30. Sistinas
31. We Ran Out of Topics
32. Chris Loftus is Dead (Limited Bonus Track)

Silence Sucks (2002) - Download Whole Thing

1. Fucking Handicap People
2. I'm a Fag in a Boy Band
3. God is Gay
4. Kill Whitey
5. Kill Blacky
6. Jobs Suck
7. We're Fat
8. Taco Bell Moved
9. Chupacabra
10. Bob, Tourist Hunter
11. Being in a Band is Cool
12. Adam's Song
13. The Day Our Singer Died
14. The Truest Definition of Sonic Eloquence
15. Headaches Suck
16. Dave Thomas, RIP
17. I Hate KFC
18. Clouds and Faeries
19. Girls Suck
20. Miscarriages are Funny
21. Steve the Fag
22. Llewle (aka Elwell)
23. Your Mom Needs to Shave Her Pubes
24. Terrorism is Bad
25. Itsy Bitsy Spider
26. I'm Punk Fucking Rock
27. All I Want is a Blowjob
28. Anal Rape with Fireworks
29. I Hate Telemarketers
30. Nikki Sucks
31. Giving Head is Cool
32. Alex Sucks
33. Hicks Suck
34. Happy Birthday Josh
35. Ravers Suck
36. Cold Weather Sucks
37. Untitled (aka We Forget)
38. I Love Your Mom
39. Slow Drivers Piss Me Off
40. Weenis
41. Yay Midgets!
42. Child Porn
43. The Villas
44. Rollercoaster
45. Improv